The Worst of 2009 in Music according to Jacob
WORST SONGS:
1. Millionaires - “Just Got Paid, Let’s Get Laid”
This song is just juvenile, and not the good kind of juvenile.
2. Jason Derulo - “Whatcha Say”
A ridiculously huge single but no album to back it up. Also, did I mention the lyrics are ridiculous? “I don’t want you to leave me, though you caught me cheating?” Well what CAN she leave you for, Jason? The Imogen Heap sample is rad but doesn’t fit in a song about cheating. He “only meant well”? By cheating? What was “all for the best”? The cheating, again?
3. Lady Gaga - “Bad Romance”
Ok, ok! “Just Dance” from the regular “The Fame” was cool but this has GOT to stop. What is she even saying?
4. Britney Spears - “3”
Shoot me in the face. This song is so tacky and gimmicky it’s pathetic.
5. David Guetta featuring Akon - “Sexy Bitch”
What the world doesn’t need: another song about booty. What the world REALLY doesn’t need: another song about booty sung by Akon.
6. Ke$ha – Tik Tok
Catchy song, terrible message. I cringe when I think of all the eleventeen year old girls singing along to lyrics about Jack Daniels, beer and just generally trying to be some kind of Lindsey Lohan party girl.
7. Mariah Carey – Obsessed
TIRED rhymes. Stupidest chorus ever. That’s all I have to say about that.
8. Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne - “I Can Transform Ya”
This song’s first offense is that it is not very good. Its second is that it has Lil Wayne on it and its third is that it is sung by a man who beats women. Sure, he had a publicist write him a very nice apology and he got community service but should we really be giving our money to this guy?
9. Jeremih – “Birthday Sex”
This song is just stupid, it doesn’t make any sense, etc. etc.
10. We The Kings - “Heaven Can Wait”
I like pop punk but We The Kings are just starting to get on my nerves. And speaking of nerves, Travis Clark’s voice is grating on mine.
Also, see the Best of 2009.
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